Why Cannonneer Apparel?
- Veteran owned
- Printed in the USA
- Secure checkout
- Quality apparel
Military Humor Apparel for Veterans & People Who Get It
Military Humor. Civilian Life. Same Attitude.
Veteran-owned apparel inspired by military life, veteran humor, and the everyday situations that make us laugh.
Products
Only Here to Eat Crayons
$22.99
Only Here to Eat Crayons
$22.99
RAH Military T-Shirt
$22.99
RAH Military T-Shirt
$22.99
Deployed to the Couch
$24.99
Deployed to the Couch
$24.99
What Makes the Grass Grow?
$24.99
What Makes the Grass Grow?
$24.99
Only Here to Eat Crayons
$22.99
Only Here to Eat Crayons
$22.99
RAH Military T-Shirt
$22.99
RAH Military T-Shirt
$22.99
Deployed to the Couch
$24.99
Deployed to the Couch
$24.99
What Makes the Grass Grow?
$24.99
What Makes the Grass Grow?
$24.99
Meet Michael — Founder of Cannoneer Apparel
I'm Michael, a U.S. Marine Corps veteran. Cannoneer Apparel started with a simple truth: the humor never leaves you. The sarcasm, the jokes, the camaraderie — it stays with you long after the uniform comes off.
I built this brand to keep that alive. Veteran-owned, and made for veterans, service members, military families, and anyone who appreciates good military humor.
Veteran-owned. Veteran-inspired. Made to make you laugh.
FAQ's
Where are you located?
Our apparel is printed in the USA through our trusted production partners.
Do you ship internationally?
No. We are a US based company.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?
Material and fit details are listed on each product page. We provide the specific fabric information for each shirt so you know what you're ordering.
Secure Checkout
100% Encrypted & Private
Veteran Owned
Printed in the USA, Made to Order.